Live Action Neon Genesis Evangelion [wip]

So, we have decided that this movie will probably be the worst thing ever. To prepare for such, we have decided to make a list of the worst casting decisions that we can imagine, so that anything that actually turns out to be true will seem like a relief.
Here we go:

Shinji: Obviously renamed "Sam" and played by Shia Le Bouf
Asuka: Replaced with Walt, from Lost.
Rei: Megan Fox, obviously, tho unfortunately accurate for her acting talent.

Misato: Angelina Jolie, because obviously the best character would be played by someone horrible, but they would assume box office draw.
Ritsuko: Jodie Foster, who is awesome. Or Ripley. But they wouldnt get enough screen time, enough meat to dig their teeth into, and they would relegate the character to an IT person.
Kaji: Steven Segal (aka: "kung fu guy with ponytail" or "poor man's Van Damme")
Gendo: Tom Cruise, who would overact, have no gravity, and be terrible.
Kozo: Seth Rogan, who would always be high, and cracking jokes to Makoto.
Makoto: the guy who always plays Seth Rogan's buddy.
Maya: Scarlett Johansen, who of course, fucks Seth Rogan. Cuz who doesnt want a useless, high, fat guy.
Pen-Pen: CG Penguin from Happy Feet spliced in.

Seele:
Sam Jackson
Tom Hanks <-- the guy with the white hair Keel Lorenz

EVA-01: Mel Gibson
EVA-00:
EVA-02: Will Smith

Angels:
Israfel: Jay and Silent Bob as the Angel that splits in two.

Director: Michael Bay, of course. OF COURSE. He KNOWS giant robots and nostalgia.

Apparently FUN thinks the same!

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0923811/trivia -->
As an April Fools joke for 2009, USA and Canada distributor FUNimation Entertainment released a bogus but well known cast list for the main characters, in the vein of the success of the Hollywood cast in Afro Samurai: Resurrection (2009) (TV). It included Shia LaBeouf as Shinji Ikari, Lindsay Lohan as Rei Ayanami, Miley Cyrus as Asuka Langley Sohryu, Angelina Jolie as Misato Katsuragi, Samuel L. Jackson as Gendou Ikari, and Sean Penn as Pen Pen.

On LBP

[10:54 AM] Hush: I also fully expect Mario 1/3 MegaMan 2-6 and various other games to be recreated with LBP.
[10:54 AM] Hush: Unless you can't give him some sort of weapon haha.

On certain days we share a common interest in the end of humans.

It's true.

Games Should:
Let you choose your avatar.
Let you define your control scheme.

Games Should Not:
Have collision on the camera. The camera doesnt EXIST - STOP HAVING IT COLLIDE WITH WALLS SO THAT I CANT SEE.
Have invisible walls. Fail.

Dear Ed Boon,

Pls don't make games just cuz you think they are novel.

kthxbai.

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